“My vertical ain’t what it use to be, but I can still touch the rim while standing in place on my tippy toes.” Said Michael Jordan while speaking on his return to the NBA.

Your airiness Michael Jordan reveals that he will be returning to the NBA for the 2015-2016 NBA season to assist his team the Charlotte Hornets in winning the the championship.

“I’M SMART ON THE COURT. THESE YOUNG BOYS WANNA MAKE THE HIGHLIGHT REEL INSTEAD OF THE CHAMPIONSHIPS.” – JORDAN

Said Michael when talking about younger players like Derick Rose, and Kyrie Irving who stay injured, because they’re too busy trying to be exciting instead of just winning the game.

Jordan says he’s been training at his home gym with Floyd Mayweather on his conditioning in exchange for a lifetime supply of free Jordans and a hoop earring from his personal collection.