By Lucius Fox

Leaked audio tapes reveal new conservative hero Stacey Dash is just in it for the money.

The Business Standard News has acquired audio files of a conversation between Stacey Dash and her friend Rashika Johnson. Dash is heard on tape breaking down why she decided to come out as a conservative.

“Girl, it’s all about getting paid,” Dash said. “I’m in my 40s going up against bitches half my age for roles. It was getting tough. This conservative gig is about cash money. I got a mortgage and kids to put through college.”

Dash also said she was hired at FOX News because of her looks, not her political opinions.

“They hired me because I make old, white dudes horny,” Dash told her friend. “Take a look at the other women on FOX News, they all look like models. Hell, I get emails from old white men in the South, saying they never thought of f**king a black woman until they saw me.”

“Ann Coulter told me there is good money to be made selling lame books to dumb rednecks,” Dash said. “Like her, I don’t believe half the crap I say. I’m an actress, give me a script and I’ll give you a performance.”

Dash also says becoming a conservative was a great career move.

“I got a book deal, a TV gig and a bunch of speaking engagements lined up,” Dash said. “And unlike in Hollywood, I can keep this going even when I get old.”