Who wants that perfect love story anyway, anyway? Cliché, cliché…

Beyoncé may not have had Jay Z’s back in that elevator, but don’t get it twisted! She’s his full-fledged ride or die chick in the new trailer for their On The Run summer stadium tour.

If the power couple busting guns and running around with ski masks isn’t enough to get you screaming, “yaaaasss!,” the three-minute clip is also packed with A-list talented stars, including Sean “muthaf-ckin” Penn, Don Cheadle, Jake Gyllenhaal, Blake Lively, Emmy Rossum, Guillermo Diaz (“HUCK” on Scandal) and Rashida and Kidada Jones.

But before you head on over to Fandango to cop some tickets for what looks like an epic blockbuster movie, don’t waste your time. The film’s release date is “Never Coming.” 

Watch the couple get on their Bonnie and Clyde ish below: